At least it wasn't my face

So, about two months ago--when it just started getting cold and my hands started drying out--I got these itchy little bumps on the back of my hands.  I wasn't sure if it was a reaction to the hand cream I'd used or the new handsoap I'd just switched to.  So I quit using the hand cream first, and when after a week the rash didn't go away, I figured it was the handsoap.  Quit using that...and eventually the rash went away.

Fast forward to two and a half weeks ago, when I'm getting ready for church and decide to slather some lotion on my legs real quick.  What do I grab? This:

Yep, the lotion I'd determined WASN'T the cause of my allergic reaction.

Only, as it turns out, it was the lotion.  And I put it all over my legs.  From knee to ankle.
This was the result:

Gross, right?

Within a day or two I'd broken out into a million of these tiny little bumps...each one itching like a miniature mosquito bite.  Pretty much the worst thing in the world.  Oh, and it turns out that I mistakenly thought it was the handsoap because this stuff doesn't go away.  Like ever.  Its been two and a half weeks and it is just BARELY starting to clear up.

Thank you bath and body works for not testing this stuff on animals. And using "all-natural" ingredients.  (As Keaton put it...they must use only the freshest poison ivy.)

So...anybody want some free lotion?  I'll give it away to the first taker. :)