Angels!

Who could resist?

A Midnight Conversation

Two nights ago, as I was groggily crawling back into bed after another feeding, this exchange took place between me and my sleeping husband.

Keaton: mumble mumble
Crystal: what?
Keaton: Together
Crystal: what's together?
Keaton: gather together
Crystal: What are we gathering together?
Keaton: To-geth-er.
Crystal: what? What is together?
Keaton: You know, me, you, Logan, Brian. (I don't even know which Brian he's talking about)
Crystal: What are we gathering together?
Keaton: Stats, like bonus points.
Crystal: What?
Keaton: Oh, for cryin'.
Crystal: Keaton, you're talking in your sleep.
Keaton: No I'm not.
Crystal: It's four thirty in the morning.
Keaton: I've been in bed since two!
Crystal: I know... you're talking in your sleep.
Keaton: mumble mumble (he's out again.)

I was totally laughing in the dead middle of the night. I love having a sleep-talking husband!

Four Weeks

In honor of my baby's four week milestone, I wanted to share a few things I've learned about motherhood.

1. Sleep is a nicety, not a necessity.

2. There are a lot of things that can be done one-handed. For example, eating, folding laundry, blogging. And if it can't be done one-handed...well, I just don't do it. Problem solved.

3. Duncan is a dog again. It wasn't long ago we thought of our mini schnauzer as our "baby." And though we still love him, he is back to being just a dog.


4. Whoever came up with the term "sleeping like a baby" probably didn't have a baby. In truth a napping baby is both precious and perilous...its a beautiful thing, but often ill-timed and short-lived.5. What goes in the baby is not what comes out of the baby. I've seen what this little guy eats... it doesn't look anything like what he poops. Baby magic?
6. Tackling the most disgusting, messy diaper disaster is preferable to seeing your baby unhappy. Otherwise he would never get changed.
7. A girl who could have slept through a hurricane can become a mother who will startle awake at the barest whisper of a baby sigh from a room over.
8. Anything can be used as a burp rag. A blanket, a tablecloth, your own sleeve. Clothes covered in spit-up should be worn with pride--they indicate that you are a mom.
9. Nothing is sexier than a daddy cuddling with his baby.

Nothing.

10. Any day where the house is still standing and mom, dad and baby are all alive and well is a good day.

I love this little guy.

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Sunday Morning

my beautiful boys

A Shameless Plug

I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm doing a family photo blitz this month, so tell everyone you know! Get a $10 discount on the regular family shoot price AND free Christmas Cards! I have fliers and business cards for anyone who is interested. Here are a few samples of the Christmas Cards I've done so far for this season, but I can whip one up to whatever specifications are needed. And remember, all proceeds go to the "support Crystal while she's on unpaid maternity leave in December" fund. And if you already have a family picture you want on a Christmas Card (provided you have the copyright) you can purchase (or have me design) 25 of these 4x8 designs w/ envelopes for $20.


Thanks everybody!

What did you do today?

We voted.

A Photo Tag

Robin tagged me to post the 4th picture from my 4th folder. I thought, hey, this is a fun tag! I am a photographer, what could be more fun than picking a random picture from my picture folder?

So here it is:


Yeah. I heard a disappointing "wah wah wah" in the background, too. This, my friends, is a picture of my nightstand from my "moving day" folder. Of all the zillions of pictures i take, this is the one that came up for this tag. Amazing!

To make myself feel better, I picked the 4th picture from my 4th archived folder on my portable hardrive. This one was much better.


This is Keaton's beautiful sister Amy, when I took her missionary pictures at Jensen Park this past summer. She is currently serving in the Romania Bucharest mission, she got there two days before Jamison was born. She is loving it and of course, doing an awesome job!

I tag Carolanne, Carma and Sandy!